Resolution Week Reverse Psychology. Where Failing Is Winning.

Every year we try to stick with our NY resolutions, and 80% of us fail by Valentines Day. This year we flip the script.

Over the next week, I’ll give you the Top Ten Tips to totally mess up your diet. If 80% of us try to do this, and FAIL, we’ll finally win!!

(HINT: if you want to skip the whole “reverse psychology” approach, just see what the bullets tell you to do, and do the opposite.)

3. Find the food condoms.  Plastic-wrapped food is what you’re seeking. If it’s found in a pre-packaged form, eat it.  If you have no idea how long it has been on a shelf, eat it.  If all of the items in the case look exactly the same, like they are all stamped out of the same food widget mold – go for it.  

4. Eat all the time.  Graze.  Think bovine thoughts.  Once you get a little mouth momentum, just go with it.  Start with five to six small meals, and work up from there.  Again, work the logic: if you just keep going you’ll basically eat all day.  Thus, at that point, you’re really only having one meal per day.  Keeping snack foods in your desk – not to mention your vehicle – will really help in this dietary effort. 

Good luck, and best wishes on a miserable failure to adhere to these tips.  

Wishing you a happy, healthy New Year!!