Posted On January 22, 2009
Follow the fad
Be on the lookout for the newest of all the new diets – the more esoteric and absurd the better.
Think cabbage soup, peanut butter and fat-be-gone rings.
Statistically speaking, these have failed so often that sooner or later they must finally work.
This is your year!
If you want to royally mess up your diet, then think “lemming” thoughts, and just go with whatever everyone else has glommed onto this year.
Good luck with that.
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Will Clower
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Hey Will, Yup, this is what happened..I had to laugh at each count because it was speaking to me. I've gained six pounds this summer…eating neon food, washing it down with diet coke, eating very quickly..on the run…grazing all day…it's killing my mind and putting fat on my body. wth? Why do I backslide into this lifestyle? I'm so glad I read your blog today. Maybe it'll help! fucryingoutloud. Colleen