There is a scientific secret to your diet.
Don’t tell any one!!
If you eat a candy bar, you can always annihilate it with diet products. Shhhh. Diet sodas and Snickers, as you know, are dietary matter and anti-matter.
Thus, they cancel each other out.
So if you have something naughty, just chase it with a Diet Coke and some fat-free cheese “food” product.
Be prepared for the cosmic blip-out in your gastric netherworld, but hey at least you took care of those Ho Ho’s, Jolly Ranchers, and Ding Dongs.
Let’s just keep this dietary nugget between us!!
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