{"id":5592,"date":"2018-01-08T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2018-01-08T17:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.willclower.com\/blog\/?p=5592"},"modified":"2019-06-10T20:36:34","modified_gmt":"2019-06-11T00:36:34","slug":"resolution-week-reverse-psychology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mymedwellness.com\/blog\/?p=5592","title":{"rendered":"Resolution Week Reverse Psychology"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Every year we try to stick with our NY resolutions, and 80% \"\"of us fail by Valentines Day. This year we flip the script.<\/p>\n

Over the next week, I’ll give you the Top Ten Tips to totally mess up your diet. If 80% of us try to do this, and FAIL, we’ll finally win!!<\/p>\n

(HINT: if you want to skip the whole “reverse psychology” approach, just see what the bullets tell you to do, and do the opposite.)<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

1.\u00a0<\/strong>Follow the fad.\u00a0<\/b>Be\u00a0<\/b>on the lookout for the newest of all the new diets \u2013 the more esoteric and absurd the better.\u00a0 Think cabbage soup, peanut butter and fat-be-gone rings.\u00a0 Statistically speaking, these have failed so often that sooner or later they must finally work. This is your year!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

2.\u00a0<\/strong>Master speed eating.\u00a0<\/b>When you sign up for your new diet, you want to speed-eat so your food spends more time in your gullet than in your mouth.\u00a0 Otherwise, you\u2019ll taste your low-whatever, cardboard-flavored food product.\u00a0 Remember, your goal is to do anything but enjoy your food, so be sure to gobble it down in 10 minutes or less.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Good luck, and best wishes on a miserable failure to adhere to these tips.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Wishing you a happy,\u00a0healthy New Year!!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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