{"id":2625,"date":"2009-01-24T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-24T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.willclower.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/how-to-screw-up-your-diet-3-find-the-food-condoms.html"},"modified":"2016-09-21T10:24:52","modified_gmt":"2016-09-21T14:24:52","slug":"how-to-screw-up-your-diet-3-find-the-food-condoms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mymedwellness.com\/blog\/?p=2625","title":{"rendered":"How to Screw Up Your Diet: 3. Find The Food Condoms"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Find the food condoms<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Plastic-wrapped food is what you\u2019re seeking. Remember that plastic is all modern, and new. YOU want to modern and new, so let’s get with the program!!<\/div>\n

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If it\u2019s found in a pre-packaged form, eat it. <\/div>\n

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If you have no idea how long it has been on a shelf, eat it. <\/div>\n

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If all of the items in the case look exactly the same, like they are all stamped out of the same food widget mold \u2013 go for it.<\/p>\n

One more bonus of the Food Condom … those foods will never go bad. Bacteria won’t even eat them!! <\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Find the food condoms Plastic-wrapped food is what you\u2019re seeking. Remember that plastic is all modern, and new. 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