{"id":2618,"date":"2009-02-03T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.willclower.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/how-to-screw-up-your-diet-10-go-for-the-glo.html"},"modified":"2016-09-21T10:23:21","modified_gmt":"2016-09-21T14:23:21","slug":"how-to-screw-up-your-diet-10-go-for-the-glo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mymedwellness.com\/blog\/?p=2618","title":{"rendered":"How to Screw Up Your Diet: 10. Go For The Glo"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Focus on foods that gets your attention. If it doesn’t grab your eye RIGHT off the bat, it’s really not trying hard enough.<\/p>\n

So find foods that look like they come from outer space.<\/p>\n

Think day-glo pink, and neon orange. Those nuclear-yellow marshmallow \u201cpeeps\u201d are an ideal screw-up-your-diet food.<\/p>\n

What\u2019s the reasoning? The people on this planet are too fat. Have you ever seen a Martian who was overweight? No.<\/p>\n

Bottom line: If you eat food that looks like it was shipped here from Mars, you will be thin like them \u2026 albeit a tad orange with a bulbous head.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Focus on foods that gets your attention. If it doesn’t grab your eye RIGHT off the bat, it’s really not trying hard enough. 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