{"id":2372,"date":"2010-06-04T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-04T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.willclower.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/the-2000-calorie-milkshake.html"},"modified":"2016-08-12T13:39:27","modified_gmt":"2016-08-12T13:39:27","slug":"the-2000-calorie-milkshake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mymedwellness.com\/blog\/?p=2372","title":{"rendered":"The 2,000-calorie milkshake"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Sorry. My mistake. This <\/span>milkshake actually has MORE than 2,000 calories — 2,010 calories to be precise. That’s like eating 68 strips of bacon or 30 chocolate chip cookies. <\/span><\/p>\n


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68 strips of bacon, all in one chilly, slurpable packaged earned this coronary clogger the award for America’s unhealthiest drink by Men’s Health Magazine. <\/span><\/div>\n

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There’s nothing actually wrong with this drink, as long as you get 68 straws, crowd around their little bistro table, and share it with 68 of your closest personal friends. Or you could take your allotment — about a half of a straw full — then pass it on. Alternatively, you could blow this off altogether, choose any other drink IN AMERICA, and do better for your weight and health. Either way.
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2,000-calorie milkshake tops list of worst drinks | Reuters<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

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Sorry. My mistake. This milkshake actually has MORE than 2,000 calories — 2,010 calories to be precise. 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