Focus on foods that gets your attention. If it doesn't grab your eye RIGHT off the bat, it's really not trying hard enough.So find foods that look like they come from outer space.Think day-glo pink, and neon orange. Those nuclear-yellow marshmallow “peeps” are an ideal screw-up-your-diet food.What’s the reasoning? The people on this planet are too fat. Have you...
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How to Screw Up Your Diet: 9. Practice Gastro-Physics
There is a scientific secret to your diet.Don't tell any one!!If you eat a candy bar, you can always annihilate it with diet...
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How to Screw Up Your Diet: 8. Bite The Big One
Take Monster bites. Think Huge. Think Anaconda.All together now!!If you feel that you may have to unhinge your jaws, you’re doing it right....
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How to Screw Up Your Diet: 7. Size Does Matter
Pursue platter portions.Serve meals on the largest plate you own. Turn over a garbage can lid if you have to, and make sure...
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How to Screw Up Your Diet: 6. Lose Your Mind
Lose your mind. Eat at your desk, alone, doing your job as you mindlessly eat and eat.Eat while watching TV at night, so...
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How to Screw Up Your Diet: 5. Eat on the GO
Eat on the go. You can eat it in your carYou can eat it on your feetYou can eat where ever you areAnd...
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How to Screw Up Your Diet: 4. Eat All The Time
Eat all the time. Really.Graze. Think bovine thoughts. Moo once in a while if you have to. Once you start chomping, you'll get...
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How to Screw Up Your Diet: 3. Find The Food Condoms
Find the food condomsPlastic-wrapped food is what you’re seeking. Remember that plastic is all modern, and new. YOU want to modern and new,...
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How to Screw Up Your Diet: 2. Master Speed Eating
Master speed eatingWhen you sign up for your new diet, you want to speed-eat so your food spends more time in your gullet...
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Follow the fadBe on the lookout for the newest of all the new diets – the more esoteric and absurd the better.Think cabbage...